Not Food!

According to MITSGS legend, a player cleric once did try to use a "speak with animal" scroll to persuade the monster not to eat a party member...

TWH 58

I won't wear it!

A Piece of Cake! 55 You Can't Lose! 56 Not Food! 58 Appology 59
No Way! 60 The Liddle People 62 Klutz-Factored Magic 66 Peace, Man! Good Vibes! OM! 70
Snakeyes?!? 75 The Tin Woodsman 77 Can't be Orcs! 89
The Dwarf and the Weather Mage 90 Damn Lawfuls! 95 Critical Hit 127
Fur Blanket 130 Elvus Twittieus 130 Rear Deja Vu 135 The Game Warden 146
Humorist Gamesmaster 152 I Can't Find It! 157 Elves or Gnomes? 159
Requiescat In Pace 185

Warp Nine, Flying False Colors!