It says here that orcs are all AC6... Leather and shield! These guys are in plate! They can't be orcs!
Hey, Ugluk! Grishnakh! He's right! It says so right here! We can't be orcs!
Dibs on the elf!
C'mon, hurry it up! It's almost supper!
I won't wear it!
A Piece of Cake! 55 You
Can't Lose! 56 Not Food! 58 Appology
No Way! 60 The Liddle People 62 Klutz-Factored Magic 66 Peace, Man! Good Vibes! OM! 70
Snakeyes?!? 75 The Tin Woodsman 77 Can't be Orcs! 89
The Dwarf and the Weather Mage 90 Damn Lawfuls! 95 Critical Hit 127
Fur Blanket 130 Elvus Twittieus 130 Rear Deja Vu 135 The Game Warden 146
Humorist Gamesmaster 152 I Can't Find It! 157 Elves or Gnomes? 159
Requiescat In Pace 185
Warp Nine, Flying False Colors!